Mamma Mia
Baseball double headers happen all the time. That's because, as everyone knows, baseball requires no physical exertion. That's why it's not considered a sport according to most major dictionaries.
Football is different. After playing a football game, you get a whole week to recover. The only logical conclusion is football is played by wusses. But not these guys. Instead of waiting a week, they decided to wait 2 hours before playing their next game. A football double header. What'll they think of next? link
Football is different. After playing a football game, you get a whole week to recover. The only logical conclusion is football is played by wusses. But not these guys. Instead of waiting a week, they decided to wait 2 hours before playing their next game. A football double header. What'll they think of next? link
posted by Gabe at
11:50 AM
3 Comments:
If you ever told Pete Rose to his face that he never had to physically exert himself in a game, he'd pound you like the little bitch that you are.
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Anonymous, at 9:32 PM
True. He'd also pound me like a little bitch if I ever walked up to his face and told him he soiled the name of baseball as well as himself by gambling in games he played in. But it wouldn't make it any less true, now would it?
(Editor's note: Mr Anonymous sure needs to learn about exageration before getting so pissed off.)
Of course baseball requires some physical exertion. So does frolicking in the tulips. That wasn't my point.
My point was playing a double header in baseball isn't the same as playing a double header in football or soccer or lacrosse or hockey or water polo or, well, you get the point. Unless you're the pitcher (or the batter in a homerun derby), baseball just doesn't physically drain an athelete like in most major sports. That's why they're able to play 380 games every year and that's why baseball doubleheaders are able to occur often. But if you didn't catch that, then you probably aren't going to catch most of the points on this blog, so you might as well just move along instead of telling me obvious things like I can get the crap beaten out of me by pissing off a professional athlete. Gee, thanks for the tip!
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Gabe, at 10:00 PM
Clearly they're capable of playing double-headers, as this story proves.
So the real lesson here is football players are pussy liars and baseball players are manly and honest.
Right?
lee
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Anonymous, at 5:17 PM
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