I should post something, huh?

Hi Stacey.

A Sad Day For Hollywood

The second best January debut of all time for a movie in the US was Martin Lawrence's Big Momma's House 2. That's it folks. See ya. I'm moving to Canada.

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Every Man's Dream Come True

It can refrigerate up to six cans of beer, two mugs, and with a simple push of a button it will pour a beer into the mug with perfect head every time.

A Little Old, But What Do You Want From Me

Chronicals of Narnia SNL Rap

This Better Be Good

My first post in like 20 months. No pressure or anything. So check out this site: Bonsai Kitten

Basic premise: you take a kitten, stuff it in a glass jar, and in a few weeks you have a custom square kitty.

(calm down cat lovers. it's not a serious thing)

Hi Everybody

Who misses me?

Where Have I Been?

That's not important. What is important is that while I've been in this blog-free state (no, not Utah), this blog hit the 10,000 view mark. So thanks to everyone who stopped by, said "Eh? What is this crap?", and moved on.

A Sign I Saw In a Deli

Eschew Obfuscation

If you get it, then congrats, you passed the SATs

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This is a real bathroom in New Zealand (click image for more info)

I'm Mad At Kids

I bought a good amount candy, but tonight no kids came by.
No scary kids, no crazy kids, no bullies made me cry.
What's the point of Halloween if you don't hear "Trick-Or-Treat"?
Stupid kids left all this tasty candy for me to eat.

Mmmmmm candy

(To those of you who were wondering, this post proves I'm still alive. Three cheers for that.)